dicks everywhere

fuck, why does tumblr have to be so hard to search??

god, I know this is nosy as fuck but I just want to see what she’s posting.  I let her live with me because I thought I could help, but I clearly have no fucking idea of what’s going through her head, or if she even hates me and just puts up with me because my having a spare room in my house was convenient.

Just a heads up but agoraphobia !=  not voluntarily leaving your house very often.  Just because you’re a social retard doesn’t mean that you have a mental condition.

Time to abolish another habit I forgot I had: using the toilet with the door open.  Housemate just came home.

I’m too used to being a “rich-cunt” bachelor.

My old meds are sitting on the dining table.  I’m thinking of walking over to unit 4 and throwing them over the gate because that’s what the wench who lives there did with my car keys on Sunday night.  She could use them more than I ever did.

She wants my car again tomorrow.  Good thing I have a spare E Class Merc sitting in the driveway.

… is it easy to tell that I’m upset when I start making stupid text posts on Tumblr?

Just walked upstairs and was confused by the weird feeling between my legs.  That feeling was the feel of pants.

I’M NOT USED TO THIS.

Now that I don’t live by myself anymore, is it time that I started wearing pants at home?

I’m thinking that it isn’t.

OKAY, NO, I HAVE TO POST THIS.

 Jane made this shit, and I’m so fucking proud of her!  An internet sensation in less than four days?  No less than she deserves

Jane = http://sushimon.tumblr.com/
 

I’d post some shit if I weren’t so lazy.

Kind of..  forgot about this site. 

(Source: silcoon, via oldakagi)

I’m really liking BL2 okay I want to touch Mordecai’s drunk face.

Also, why is he an alcoholic now?  I don’t recall him being an alcoholic in the first game.

Oh well, he can still shoot good.